Today I was pelted with apples.
Little green apples falling from the sky.
Well, not me personally, but my car. To say it was shocking would be an understatement...

Turns out it was not quite the miracle I had first thought.
Every day I drive by the fruit packing sheds to get to work. It's so commonplace that I completely ignore the scenery. Today they were dumping rejected apples into a big truck (for juicing, I'd imagine) and a few of them over-shot the bin and rained down on my car.
It's the little surprises that keep life interesting.
I've been tagged with the BlogMe interview meme by Belinda and Mocha Momma, which I have put in an extended entry for those who should care to read it.
Flight? Pfffffft. I'm telling you, it's all about teleportation.
Now that I know I'm not attending the conference, I need to find someone who could use my tickets.
Sometimes it's not the journey... it's how you get there. :-)
Is there a BlogHer forum you can post your tickets to?
Somehow, "It's Raining Apples" doesn't give me that same groovy feeling as "It's Raining Men". Especially as they were apparently Granny Smith ones.
And I'd go with Belinda and the teleportation power. To not have to get up off my backside and get something at the other end of the house would be sweet.
Awesome that you did this too! I won't be attending either but the mixer was a great idea for bloggers to get to know each other better.
I thought for a moment you had been transplanted to the new PT Anderson flick "Magnolia 2:Electric Boogaloo".
Also, I totally thought of you the other night when they re-ran the Family Guy where Betty White reads 'Peterotica' on tape.
I think the most entertaining thing you've written, and my favorite, and slightly controversial, would have to be penis salad.
I've heard golden shower but never heard green apple shower.
Apples falling from the sky !!!
It is a sign of God. Yes, Dave, it is very revealing... That links up with the original sin. God tries to put a message across this fact. Eat apples, Dave, a lot of apples... God wants it...
... Sorry, Dave, I am beginning to ramble. I watch too much movies... Sorry...
Oh man, that's it, I'm driving by Pringles warehouse from now on!!!
Okay, I've been hit with this one too. At least I now have a clean version of the questions I can steal.
Hey, thanks for the nod. That really means a lot, Dave!
Betty White would be awesome.
Just when I thought I couldn't learn anything new about you. Well, the apple thing? That was totally new.
Belinda should be able to post her tix. In fact, there were some free tickets (or maybe a whole trip, airfare included) for next year. You should join, Dave. You'd rule there.
In fact, I won my trip from the Queen of Spain (I guest blogged to win it) but I had already purchased my FIFTY DOLLAR STUDENT DISCOUNT TICKET so I couldn't use it and gave it away.
FIFTY.
It pays to be a poor student sometimes.
Oh, the picture you were supposed to post of yourself? I have that. My camera was aclickin' all night long in Chicago. You just don't know it.
Apples could make a real mess if you got pelted with them. Be glad you weren't on your motorcycle - that would have hurt!
Too bad it wasn't raining McDonald's Apple Pies. Loves me some fried pies.
If I eliminated everything you DON'T write about, there wouldn't be much left of my blog!
Wow, I'm going to have to check out the others in your daily reads. And flight would so be my power. I have so many dreams about flying that anything else would just be insane.
What does it say that I'm completely unsurprised that you were pelted by apples. That stuff only seems to happen to you!
Oh yeah, I don't even get a mention on your daily reads? But I have a picture with Hitler! Eating ice cream!
I check your feed daily, but you don't write daily!
Do you? Seems there are days I suffer from Avitable-isms withdrawals because you are out doing something crazy-fun instead of blogging. :-)
Well, not always on the weekends, but on almost every weekday I post between 1-3 posts.
That's okay, I'll just sit here in the corner and sob quietly, clutching my signed Transmet.
Bastard!
If it's any consolation, the OTHER times I've mentioned your blog has you as #9 on my outgoing links tally. You are right between "baroness.com" latex apparel and a link to the Urban Dictionary definition of "Tastes Like Ass".
:-)
Sweet.
Don't worry Avitable - your picture with Hitler is still the coolest. Dave just.. you know... he drifts sometimes. :-)
well at least you didn't get pelted with frogs... that would mean that you were tom cruise, in a bad movie (magnolia), of which I still don't quite get the point.
Were the apples tasty?
That gives a whole new meaning to the adage, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.:)

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