Flight? Pfffffft. I'm telling you, it's all about teleportation.
Now that I know I'm not attending the conference, I need to find someone who could use my tickets.
Today I was pelted with apples.
Little green apples falling from the sky.
Well, not me personally, but my car. To say it was shocking would be an understatement...

Turns out it was not quite the miracle I had first thought.
Every day I drive by the fruit packing sheds to get to work. It's so commonplace that I completely ignore the scenery. Today they were dumping rejected apples into a big truck (for juicing, I'd imagine) and a few of them over-shot the bin and rained down on my car.
It's the little surprises that keep life interesting.
I've been tagged with the BlogMe interview meme by Belinda and Mocha Momma, which I have put in an extended entry for those who should care to read it.
Somehow, "It's Raining Apples" doesn't give me that same groovy feeling as "It's Raining Men". Especially as they were apparently Granny Smith ones.
And I'd go with Belinda and the teleportation power. To not have to get up off my backside and get something at the other end of the house would be sweet.
I thought for a moment you had been transplanted to the new PT Anderson flick "Magnolia 2:Electric Boogaloo".
Also, I totally thought of you the other night when they re-ran the Family Guy where Betty White reads 'Peterotica' on tape.
Posted by FrancesDanger on July 17, 2006 | Reply
I think the most entertaining thing you've written, and my favorite, and slightly controversial, would have to be penis salad.
Posted by James on July 17, 2006 | Reply
Apples falling from the sky !!!
It is a sign of God. Yes, Dave, it is very revealing... That links up with the original sin. God tries to put a message across this fact. Eat apples, Dave, a lot of apples... God wants it...
... Sorry, Dave, I am beginning to ramble. I watch too much movies... Sorry...
Posted by Laurence on July 18, 2006 | Reply
Just when I thought I couldn't learn anything new about you. Well, the apple thing? That was totally new.
Belinda should be able to post her tix. In fact, there were some free tickets (or maybe a whole trip, airfare included) for next year. You should join, Dave. You'd rule there.
In fact, I won my trip from the Queen of Spain (I guest blogged to win it) but I had already purchased my FIFTY DOLLAR STUDENT DISCOUNT TICKET so I couldn't use it and gave it away.
FIFTY.
It pays to be a poor student sometimes.
Oh, the picture you were supposed to post of yourself? I have that. My camera was aclickin' all night long in Chicago. You just don't know it.

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