After yet another orgasm-inducing meal at David's Pizza, I decided to drop by The Comic Book Shop to see if lesbian Batwoman was out (heh, heh) yet. Not only was she out, but she was REALLY out, because they had three stacks of the issue piled on the shelf. Apparently lesbian super-heroes translate into big comic book sales. This has me wondering if we're going to start seeing lesbians in all the comics now. Or perhaps more lesbians on this blog! In any event, the story was kind of boring and barely hinted at any hot lesbionic action. Fanboys are going to be upset.
But not by the size of her chest...
I have no idea how she can be expected to fight crime around a rack like that, but I guess every hero has their problems. Batwoman just happens to have two of them.
This is my last day on the road for awhile. Tomorrow I'll be home and finally be able to catch up on everything that's been piling up for the past two months. I live in fear of my post box. There's bound to be quite a stack of mail heaped in there by now. Much like my email InBox...
I mean, dang, that's a LOT of email to read. My spam filter works pretty well, so most of those are going to be legit. I guess I know what I'm going to be doing this weekend.
WATCHING CLERKS II, THAT'S WHAT! Hah!
And adding more lesbians to Blogography.
Uhhh... and answering email (if I can find the time).
I don't know what the big deal is about Batwoman. Its about time that Lebanese women were represented in comic books. And those who are against it are just....What? OOOOOHHHH.
Never mind.
Nice Boobies.
Posted by FrancesDanger on July 20, 2006 | Reply
I was out of town for a couple of days and had a whoppin' 32 emails waiting for me. I was seriously self-impressed, until I read your 504. Not that I ever imagined myself in your realm, or anything, O Mighty Dave. Happy reading.
Posted by sheryl_magnuson on July 20, 2006 | Reply
Thats what you get for being so damn cool and popular. I don't get that many emails a year.
Add all the lesbian comic chicks to Blogography that you want! Hmm... pornography...blogography..pornography...hot lesbian blogpornography
Posted by James on July 20, 2006 | Reply
batwoman might need reduction surgery if she is serious about fighting crime. i'm telling you this as a big chested woman. :)
Posted by ms. sizzle on July 20, 2006 | Reply
Randomly stumbled on your site today (you come up when searching for George Seurat on Google images!) and - hey! - I'm a lesbian! AND I love Batwoman! Yippee. That's another notch on yer, um, blogpost.
Posted by VeggieHead on July 21, 2006 | Reply
Um. Well, I had something funny and ironic and witty to say but then I started thinking about BatWymyn with big boobs and I started thinking about logistics (those things would totally get in the way when climbing buildings, what kind of support do you need under the Bat Suit, do the straps dig in to her shoulders and what about nipples showing when it's cold) and I lost my train of thought.
Boobs are a pain in the ass. No wait, that didn't come out right.
I really need to shut up now.
I don't know what this post was about. My eyes scanned "Lesbionic" and then I came here hypnotized by those huge breasticles. For some eerie reason, I have an uncontrollable urge to put on tights and my silver bracelets.
My desire to fill in your e-mail inbox is growing stronger, too.
The Super Heroes' Sexuality : it is a question much debated in France. Let me make myself clear...
In France, there is not a strong american comic book's culture. So, imagine lesbian and gay comic book characters... For me, I discovered something...
But, there was a debate on some BD heroes' sexuality like :
- Spirou et Fantasio, Gay or not ?
- Blake et Mortimer, Gay or not ? (if you do not know Edgar Jacobs, it is a mistake... ;-)
- And Tintin ? We have never seen Tintin with a woman... (So, I am afraid to ask the question) Tintin and Snowy ?!???
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spirou_et_Fantasio
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blake_and_Mortimer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tintin
Posted by Laurence on July 21, 2006 | Reply
Heavy Metal showed me my first glimpse of what true 48DD superwomen can look like(F.A.K.K., right?), and as impractical as it may seem when you really concentrate on trying to find practical aspects, it's hard not to concentrate on what makes it impractical. Believe me, I'm an expert because I've had literally millions of glimpses since then.
Hmm, homosexual superheroes... I guess we'd have She-man, of course, battling Pastel-aTOR. And the Southpark guys already created Seaman ("that's SEA-man!"). And who could forget characters never before created, like Wonder Dyke, The Absolutely _Fabulous_ Four, Strongwill & Grace, Queer Eye for The Thing (with his gutteral catch-phrase "it's sodomizing time!!!!!"), The Flaming Human Torch, Nike Girl (sure, she can run fast, but she's a superhero because she has a 12" tongue and she can get off with only one finger), and we all remember Buttman and Throbbin' being chased by the villianous Jakker and The Piddler.
"Wonder Twin powers activate! Form of, an ice dildo....". "Form of, a duct-tape-wrapped hamster!"
Ok, that one might have gone too far, and I don't mean as a double entendre...
(:
Posted by Wayne Hall on July 22, 2006 | Reply
Those are her boobs? I honestly thought those were her arms folded across her chest. Maybe she can shoot laser beams from her nipples?
Posted by Michelle YBF on July 26, 2006 | Reply
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