When I come across people like that I usually just drop trou and juggle my marbles. Works like a charm.

(Homer voice) mmmmmmm Thai...

I think they should market the cocoa Peeps as Poops. They'd sell a shitload of 'em.

Sick ride! I'll have to watch for that episode of AC.

Party on Garth.

Coolest OC chopper EVER. I want a Mikey Pez dispenser!!!

Also one of the coolest Davetoons EVER.

And another suggestion for the Dave Memorial Tower: In the Memorial Gardens, you need to have those cutouts with holes for people to stick their heads in, so all your faithful can have pictures of themselves with Your Daveness. And ToonDave too.

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Chocolate PEEPS!?!?!?
American Chopper Pez!?!?!?!?

Do you realize that you are living out my fantasy right now? Next year, you've gotta sneak me in! You've just gotta! :)

Translation: Vong's serves a plate of brown peeps and pez called Skank ho and some mulyahk was devouring it on an elevator while Dave was reading his fortune while listening to his iPod.

I can dig it.

the American Chopper Pez is awesome! i like Peeps, but, only 1 during Halloween. the rest I stage in various mock poses.

glad you aren't hurt, hurt from the vehicle mishap. rest will definitely speed up the recovery.

I guess that means no jell-o shots for you.

I normally don't like Peeps as I just can't handle sugar coated sugar anymore. But CHOCOLATE Peeps? Oh man, I may have to get someone to send me some of those!

Love the Pez OCC bike - I really hope it makes it into an episode, cos it'd be fun to watch them build it. I want the Paulie Pez one.

I am in [on and on, South of] Heaven right now. You, Sir, are the ultimate Centurion on this most glorious of all glorious days. You have brought tears of joy to the Empress of Metal's eyes with your most excellent Slayer-themed DaveToon.

Btw, I have that shirt.

:::slaying on:::

\m/\m/

As a lesbian porn star, I was almost offended, but I found it in my heart to forgive you.

Slayer! Whoo! Reign in Blood is a tad better than South of Heaven though, if only because its faster.

Yak. Peeps are disgusting! Gelatin is in a lot of products and used to process a lot of other things that are used in products, from gummi bears to ice cream to wine. You just have to learn what sort of gelatin they've used. Ew, I just grossed myself out. Bleh

OMG CHOCOLATE PEEPS!!!! ... not like you'd be able to taste any chocolate.. more like.. brown sugar covered peeps..

you might enjoy this site: http://www.peepresearch.org/

I just want to clarify - do both of us have to be porn stars or can one of us just be a regular dyke making out with a lesbian porn star? And no offense but I would much rather be making out with a lesbian exotic dancer cause then I know she's really flexable - but, hey, since it apparently is your elevator as you weave drunkenly about - I will just take all that up to my room, where I can tape it to send in to the 700 club and my mom - just to see which blows up the loudest.

I understand so much what you want to say. There is not more irritating. Imagine, I lived the same situation several times... in a train (a two hours way without the possibility of moving), in a restaurant (a couple were going at it on the table) or in a museum when you are admiring a work of art (and no, the work of art has nothing to do with 2 lesbian pornstars)
Of course, you're the best... But, what it means the numbers ? Maybe, you can play them the lotto...
Oh, chocolate peeps which resembles rabbits... Oh, I would like to take a picture with "Cmonkopin". It would be so funny...
What a such a cool bike with candy. it's so nice...

I'm not sure about Cocoa Peeps. I eat Peeps, but something seems inherently wrong with those.

If I were stuck in that elevator, I would've pulled out a pad of paper and started watching them and occasionally looking down at my pad pretending like I'm taking notes. Then, as either you or they exited, hold up a sign saying "3" and just slyly mention that it's on a ten scale before the door closes.

If they complain about you watching, that's your cue to tell them that they shouldn't be doing it in front of you.

I've always thought that "Hot Lesbian Action" was a redundant phrase (a lot of my spam used to have that subject line.)

Isn't "Lesbian Action" hot by definition?

Well ... Rosie O'Donnell ... not so much.

Chocolate Peeps sound tasty. I respect your decision to not eat any animal parts, but I pity your tastebuds for the party they'll be missing.

in a very bizarre turn of events, this post reminds me of my mother. i know, weird. but the fact that you said "to die for" and talked about peeps in the same post. . .well, my mom is a peep fanatic (i won't even tell her about the chocolate ones, she'd be too excited) and she says "to die for" all time. "the roast was to die for!" ha ha.

i love my mom so this is no way an insult to you dear dave. ;)

you do know that those "lesbians" in lesbian porn are not really lesbians, right? just checking.

A PEZ motorcycle? How cool is that!

Delurking to say, I think the Peep-mobile is cooler than the Pezcycle. I live near the Peep factory and the Peep-mobile is out and about town sometimes. It is a VW Beetle that they made to look like a yellow chick Peep. Gotta love it (and I don't even eat Peeps)!

Note to self: become lesbian porn star and make out in elevator to get a mention of Dave's blog.

Addendum to note to self: become lesbian first.

Amen, brother -- Vong's is great. You've helped me understand something, too, Dave. I was never sure before I read your post why my fortune cookies always said I was second best.

Unrelated, but kind of related since so many of you are Blogger users:

I've been unable to post a comment on any Blogger site all afternoon, including my own. ARRRG!!!

I first read this post via cell phone (no pictures) so my tummy was ready for Cocoa Peeps which in my imagination were kinda like chocodiles-Peeps dipped in chocolate.

Alas it is not so. *sigh*

Somewhere I have a recipe for vegetarian marshmallows, cow-hoof-and-bone-free. Easy, too. I will look.

That TAI Fortune cookie holds only one good line: YOUR winning lottery numbers.
Concidental or not: 6 numbers on the 06.06.06 ?

I can't believe I'm the only one to mention this, but...

I was taught a long time ago (I can't remember who by) that the correct way to read a fortune cookie fortune is to add the words "in bed" to the end, as in:

"Everyone agrees, you are the best...in bed."

The good news just got better, didn't it?

If only it were April 1st things would make more sense, I mean firing Elizabeth Hurley and now they have Chocolate peeps (gross), it's like you're making this stuff up!