Blogography: Perfection

Perfection

Posted on January 16, 2006

Dave! After watching Project Catwalk six times... I can honestly say that it is the best show to ever appear on television.

Well done Sky One. Well done.

Granted, I only watched the parts which had Elizabeth Hurley in them and fast-forwarded through the rest... but that's all you really need to see anyway.

It was after my fifth time of running a frame-by-frame analysis that I managed to narrow down the 1,216 stills of Liz perfection down to the top ten seen below (just ignore the freaky-ass bitch standing next to her in photo #3)...

Liz Catwalk

Sweet!

And the best part? EIGHT EPISODES LEFT TO GO!

Oh, and before I forget, there is a small difference in Project Catwalk from the American Project Runway version. It turns out that even if Elizabeth Hurley wasn't hosting, the British show would still be superior...

Catwalk Boobies

Boobies! What a pity that tight-ass American television censors faint at the sign of breasts. In the one episode I've seen of Project Runway here in the States, they felt the need to pixelate the naughty bits which is just... wrong.

Sigh. Elizabeth Hurley should host all the shows on television.

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Comments

Just think of the e-mails you're going to receive regarding this post. I can just see some parent stumbling across this site after searching for something with "perfect" in its name. You know... something like "my perfect pony" and seeing boobies! Real boobies! I'm sure they'll be irate and threaten to take your life or defecate on you. You know... just something bad. Oh those e-mails will be great, but probably not as good as the boobies.

Posted by Chaz on January 15, 2006 | Reply

She may have boobies, but you can see her ribcage too... ewww...

Posted by Neil T. on January 16, 2006 | Reply

HAHAHA that freaky ass bitch looks like she's been pummelled in the face several times, and what's that on her head? She looks lost, where is care in the community?

Posted by MRKisThatKid on January 16, 2006 | Reply

I know you love her and I am risking eternal damnation by saying this but..

Dave couldn't you have picked better screencaps? Elizabeth looks like a stunned rabbit in the ninth one. :)

Posted by Sayuri on January 16, 2006 | Reply

I am all for bringing more nudity to the American television airwaves. Germany is great. You can almost always catch soft porn on mainstream tv at night. A beautiful thing.

Posted by michaelsean on January 16, 2006 | Reply

Excellent. Your "obsession" is paying dividends. :)

Posted by Anthony on January 16, 2006 | Reply

Your devotion is astounding. I would venture to say that Arun Nayer has a bit more (than almost everyone) in his bank account, but I think Liz should take a look at her #1 fan. :)

Posted by sandra on January 16, 2006 | Reply

ACK!

We are not allowed to say THAT name around here!!

:-)

Posted by Dave2 on January 16, 2006 | Reply

I am extremely pleased you brought this pictures to our attention. They will make a wonderful addition to my wall of Liz.

Posted by Pauly D on January 16, 2006 | Reply

I loove Project Catwalk!! It's amazing, have never watched the American one so can't compare... but this show is going to be soo hot!!
Stella Mcartney and a whole lot of other designers are going to be guests on this weeks episode... So set your planner to record!!!

Posted by Tilda on January 16, 2006 | Reply

I just watched Project Runway for the first time yesterday where they had to create a dress for superstar celebrity -- Nicky Hilton?! Couldn't they have done any better? And where exactly are you watching Project Cakewalk?

Posted by Neil on January 16, 2006 | Reply

Pauly, I am not surprised that you too have a Wall of Liz. What I AM surprised about is that EVERYBODY doesn't have one.

Project Catwalk comes to me thanks to the magic of BitTorrent:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bittorrent

I don't know where you can find Project Cakewalk, but it sounds delicious!

Posted by Dave2 on January 16, 2006 | Reply

That freaky-ass bitch was really distracting. ;)

Posted by Atomic Bombshell on January 16, 2006 | Reply

Doesn't anyone find this half-open mouth in pix 2 and 4 particularly dumb-looking?

Posted by Marc on January 17, 2006 | Reply

She is not posing for a photo shoot here... these are stills taken from a video. Since Liz is the host of the show, she's almost always talking. When people talk, they have to open their mouths.

Take a video of yourself speaking, then see how dumb your mouth looks. I guarantee that Elizabeth Hurley looks hotter than you do! :-)

Posted by Dave2 on January 17, 2006 | Reply

I know about the moving image stuff. I kinda wondered why you chose those stills for your site... ;-)

Posted by Marc on January 17, 2006 | Reply

See?? She's one of the reasons I'm 53% gay! :)

Posted by Alessandra on January 18, 2006 | Reply

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